there once was a horrible monster killing everyone in Asia...

Everyone was afraid he would infiltrate other countries.

People were right to fear.

They decided to batten down the hatches!

For if they did not.

...they might lose their lives too.....

It had become an intense situation. Chaos reigned.....

day and night, many people sought refuge...

but then one day...Tony Blair said....

We will not surrender!

but then........

The evil monster start swimming towards the Americas....

Alas! The evil monster could not afford a first-class passage on the QE2.

but when he got to Hawaii.....

and relived Pearl Harbor, via the free tour...

Then Kim Jong Ill Launched a Nuke towards the giant monster

and then Hawaii as we know it, is obilverated (sp).

Then a magic cow came flying in on a Giant carpet

And he said....

(sorry for double posting...but it was going nowhere)

The world as seen by humankind.....

must die...

and the planet must be infected with cows instead of these worthless, pathetic humans!

MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

But Then.....

Before the nuke had exterminated the monster. It had morphed into several clones that were holographic. Which then....

enslaved all of mankind & forced them to do endless repetitions of the Macarena & The Electric Slide according to geographic region. Oh the humanity!!!!.............

But a Small Rebel Group called Avalanche was....

planning a reconnaissance patrol.

To find the hidden lair, in which was a secret not known for years.

The "Avalanche" team collected any humans they could find to help them with...

The arduous task of finding the secret hidden lair. This task was definitely not for the weak of body or spirit.

So said the tale, that had been passed from generation to generation, throughout the ages.

which conveniently left out any mention of flying cows on magic carpets & the methane gasses they would release.

Since no such things existed in middle earth. Where thier journey would soon lead them.

But the story did tell of....

how a small rebel group CAN make a difference.

With only the use of water at there side!

not just any water would serve their purpose though............

they need the steaming hot water from the springs located on the peak of Mt. St> Helens!!

A formidable and treacherous task to be sure.

But could easially be completed with the use of...

Plenty of strong backs that are willing to complete this arduous task

Most importantly, the group as a whole, must possess a unwavering and inert drive to persevere.

But enough about whatever the whatever said.....Because at that time Prime Minister Tony Blair launched a Nuke at russia and then russia....

but nobody cared. The rebels had to work fast.

so then

The troops went to Mt. Saint Helen's with all the determination they could muster.

The rebellious troop had members of great physical prowess and mental knowledge.

They felt confident that they could complete their mission.

Days past like minutes, obstacle after obstacle, they climbed higher only to find...

The monster was sitting at the top of Mt. St. Helen's roaring with laughter!