Here is a wee, probably boring, story.

When i started my HJT traing I called myself Mac70, which was fine, until the day I answered my home phone and said:
"Hello, Mac70"

To save on any further silliness, I decided to go with my real name, Scotty. Which started off fine, but soon I met a problem, at security forums.

Back in 2005, someone else had done the rounds, registering everywhere as Scotty, but never ever posted anything.
Who is this elusive Scotty, and did he see me coming?

Not at all.

Inform the police, interpol, the FBI.

We must get to the bottom of this atrocity.

I have informed everyone but he is like Will O' The Wisp

Willo the Wisp is dead(RIP Kenneth Williams).

After doing an exhaustive investigation on "Scotty",

it appears he was beamed up!