The apple never falls far from the tree.

You are the APPLE of my eye!

An eye for an eye!

The eyes are the window to the soul.

I don't do windows.

"Badgers!?! We don't need no stinkin' badgers!!!"

(and I've never even seen the show )

No no no

John Belushi on Saturday Night Live, dressed as a Killer Bee and accompanied by other Killer Bees (armed to the teeth)(Elliot Gould was one of them), crashes through the door of Chevy Chase and Jane Kurtin's house and when Jane and Chevy ask to see their badges, Belushi says:

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

Stingking.

BADges.


It's Saturday night and I ain't got nobody.

Ah. PROOF that I've never seen it. I guess I heard it from someone who mis-quoted it... . Oops...

Bah, whatever

Good NIGHT, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.

hmmmmm???

Let me sleep on that.....

ME, myself and I !!!

Don't tempt me.....

DON't count your chickens before their hatched!!!

Which came first, the chicken, or the egg?

Love and EGGS are best when they are fresh!!!

All is fair in love and war.

Make LOVE, not WAR!

Will you still love me tomorrow?

I'm hoping noonytunes will reply to this one. I owe her an apology.

Where there is a will, there is a way.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach

Home is where the heart is!

where am i?

Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego? (however that's spelled... )

PS: Whatever hapened to that show? I remember it being on, like, 8 years ago on PBS...

Around the WORLD in eighty days!!!

Sorry bud, am not a fan of Carman San Diego, I am only a fan of the San Diego zoo!!!
I am sure another member will satisfy your needs with your desperate query!!

The World is a big place.

He's got the whole WORLD in His hands....

Here's one for Cowsgonemadd3...

GOT milk?

The cow gives good MILK but kicks over the pail!!!

MILK it for all it's worth!

A picture is worth, a thousand words.

A journey of a THOUSAND miles begins with a single step!!!

Before you criticize someone, make sure that first you walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, youre a mile away and you have their shoes.

It is no use carrying an umbrella if your shoes are leaking!!!!!!!!!

If tomorrow never comes ~ Garth Brooks

Never say never....

Bond, James Bond...

James, and the giant peach.

Pretty as a peach

Like the new avatar Scarlett

I got hit in the head with a Peach

Hit me with your best shot!

No husband has ever been SHOT while doing the dishes!!!

Oh no not again!!

Let's NOT go there.....

Wherever you go, there you are.

You are so beautiful ~ Joe Cocker

"Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up."

~ Hans Christian Andersen

If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!

Idle hands are the playground.

If we don't have enough monitors the playground will be closed.

Parents should be sure to monitor thier children, while on the net.