I haven't won anything from the lottery in years , but you can't loose If you don't play

I think it is always fun to watch a joke play itself out on April Fools day; however some people think all April Fools jokes are awful,...c'est la vie!!!
Life is what you make of it and hey...if you can't have harmless fun what is the point of living!!!

Compassion is the antitoxin of the soul: where there is compassion even the most poisonous impulses remain relatively harmless.
Eric Hoffer

What the politician's need to have is more compassion for the children in these war zones, as they are the future of society.

Fear not the future, weep not for the past.
William Shakespeare

It is our deeds of today that will surely shape our future.

Today is only tomorrows yesterday

Yesterday I thought I had a good answer for this but I seem to have run out of ideas!!

“It's easy to stop making mistakes. Just stop having ideas.”

If only it was that simple. If no one ever had an idea people would probably just be walking around like zombies.

“Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie,' He said 'God beat me to it.'”
---Rodney Dangerfield

Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'
~ Rodney Dangerfield

That's horrible.

“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
--- Rodney Dangerfield

A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world.
Edmond de Goncourt

Opinions are like....Bellybuttons....everybody's got one

Concerning bellybuttons , what do you suppose the ratio is between inys and outys??

Concerning bellybuttons , what do you suppose the ratio is between inys and outys??

Concerning bellybuttons , what do you suppose the ratio is between inys and outys??

Concerning bellybuttons , what do you suppose the ratio is between inys and outys??

Concerning bellybuttons , what do you suppose the ratio is between inys and outys??

Whoa Iodine...

The bee is enclosed, and shines preserved, in a tear of the sisters of Phaeton, so that it seems enshrined in its own nectar. It has obtained a worthy reward for its great toils; we may suppose that the bee itself would have desired such a death.
Marcus Valerius Martial

“Don't worry when you are not recognized, but strive to be worthy of recognition.”
---Abraham Lincoln

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Fred Allen

Some people are a "glass half empty" type ,Some are a "glass half full" type ,
Me ,I'm a "what kind of glass" and "what's in it" type person

I happen to know a person that is such an idiot that she somehow got carried away with multiple replys!!!!




(sorry guys and gals)

“Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.”

Consider it the greatest of all virtues to restrain the tongue.
Thomas Carlyle

Not to worry Iodine, we're all bound to get trigger-happy with the reply button sooner or later.

“The tongue is the only tool that gets sharper with use”

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
Eden Phillpotts

“It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy . . . let's go exploring!”

We shall not cease from exploration and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started... and know the place for the first time.
T. S. Eliot

We are all here for a spell,get all the good laughs you can.--
~~~~Will Rodgers

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
~ Judith Martin

Impressive... most impressive... Obi-Wan has taught you well...

Good one, No one.


Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.
~ Will Cuppy

Thanks Cozy

You can't have everything , Where would you put it ?
--Steven Wright

If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.
~ Anonymous

If the world economics does not raise our gas prices ???? maybe we have to eat more beans and invent a means to convert the human gas into energy that will fuel our cars!!!!

If you want to really save on gas , it can probably be done (gives a new meaning to "gas 'er up" )
http://www.green-trust.org/2000/biofuel/batesmethane.htm

Gas, the worst one I hate is sitting in a church pew at a baby christening!!!!

I can see now that with the gas prices being what they are that we are all going to have to revert to outhouses and put Mr. Bates alternative fuel to work!! Phewwww!!!!

Save gas, fart in a jar.

I must remember not to open sealed empty jars.....that is without a gas mask!!!!

I had it proven to me rather uncerimoniously that farts do indeed burn, and quite well I might add!!! Boy do those babies flame!!!

“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.”
---George Carlin

It's a dirty job but Someone's got to do it, isn't that right "no one"!!!

Yes it is Georgia, unfortunately it's called "Warfare", and not "War-fair" for those kind of reasons.

It is the unfortunate truth, but sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind !!!

"The reason why truth is so much stranger than fiction is that there is no requirement for it to be consistent."
---Mark Twain

My parents raised me to tell the truth or suffer the consequences........>>>ouch>>> <<<me!!!

(life was a challenge..mischievous !!!)