What would you do when zombies take over the world.

I have many Zombie plans, my first one is go to alaska. Zombies have no body heat, they wil turn into zombie popcicles.

I'll join'em, I'm practically brain dead as it is.

That is actually my 2nd plan, knowenly infect myself with the sole purpose of eating my friends.

We already have a teenage zombie here.

I wonder if any of the Admins have noticed some of the members missing since he joined?



I've hidden my brain from him and have successfully eluded him so far.

Besides, it would probably only be a snack anyway.

This is one of those questions you never expect to ever be asked. But I'm prepared: See here

Nice find Animal,now where do i put my card details

Nice ,But #4 buck is a much better choice than 7 1/2's

Sometimes you gotta ask yourself, "Do I feel lucky ? "
well luck aint always going to keep you from getting your brains chewed on
http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie

I got a 61%

Ever wonder what a zombie feels? Try one or two of these.
Ingredients for a Zombie cocktail.
1 part white rum
1 part golden rum
1 part dark rum
1 part apricot brandy
1 part pineapple juice
1 part papaya juice
½ part 151-proof rum
Dash of grenadine or other syrup
Preparation: Mix ingredients other than the 151 in a shaker with ice. Pour into glass and top with the high-proof rum. Notes: Because of the high proof rum, this cocktail could be lit if desired.

I had a 71% chance of surviving the zombie invasion.

A zombie plan of one of my friends is hilarious. He would tell Chuck Norris to kill all the zombies if he gave him a Klondike Bar.

Holy cow!!! I got 49%!!!


Good thing Chuck Norris is like omnipresent so I just need to get to a mall to stack on Klondike bars :D

do u know the real reason i am asking this question

Not a clue..

Why??

You are trying to find out how prepared we are for when you and your fellow zombies take over?

ya, when i become a zombie, i know what everyone is doing and i will be prepared to mutate u

Has anyone read the Zombie Survival Guide? It actually is an amazing read.

is it online or in a book

It's written by Max Brooks and published by Random House. See here: The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead

Cover Pic:

Amazon.com link: http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guid...n/dp/1400049628

thats really cool. I will be sure to get it.

So, Kamakazie, I guess we can assume the zombies haven't gotten to you, yet.

What do you get when you mix zombie and kamikaze?

...Brainless homing bomb!!

well actually johnwho, i am infected.

the thing is when u are infected, ur mind is altered for the worst. Since my human mind is pathetic in every way, when i got infected, i actually got smarter.

I would suggest you only eat brains of people smarter than you.

On the other hand, smarter people probably won't put their brains on your dinner table.


Hmm... you may be facing some tough times ahead.

We zombies enjoy brains that are more intelligent than theirs. But we will settle for one that is as smart as the dog your mother buried in the back yard. Also, since I am the smartest zombie (or one of them), I have leagues of zombies at my command. They require one brain every 5 months. I send them out to a random college of my choice, depends on my mood, and have them fetch me a nice brain.

Well,

that explains the apparent decline in intelligence at our colleges!

Exactly johnwho. You seem intelligent. Do you want to come for dinner .

Thank you for that kind invitation.

Unfortunately, I already have plans for that night.

well, thats to bad. It would of been a nice dinner.

My zombie friends r attacking me, HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would eat brains brains and more brains. If you can't beat them, join them.

I AM THE ZOMBIE OVERLORD!!!!! Y R MY MINIONS ATTACKING ME!!!!!!

Tough love?

This topic, very strangely like a zombie in that it doesn't die....hmmmmm

I don't die, that is the problem. They keep biting me. Hit hurts so much. But I got it under control. I set off my emergency brain scent trigger. They are under control. But only for a few days. I need to find a new method of controlling them.