Ok Here are the rules
No Profanity
No Rasicm
No Corrupting your own wish
Give someone else a turn too.
Thats about it
Example of Wish and Corruption
Wisher: I Wish i could Fly!
Corrupter: You could only fly for 30 seconds and you would fall to the ground and couldnt use it again for a year.

AND LETS GET STARTED!

My Wish is to be richer than Bill Gates.

Hehehe good luck with that! Maybe if Bill Gates goes Bankrupt as a result of mounting debts or something!

Wait, can the Corrupter make a wish too?

Oh well, too bad if the Corrupter can't.

My wish is to travel the world!

Anna You Corrupt a Wish then make your own... il corrupt yours and il redo my question
Granted but you have to Run on foot and if you stop you get eaten by flying air breathing sharks.

I wish i was richer than bill gates

If you were richer than Bill Gates everyone in your family and the surrounding 3 states would be hitting you up for money, you'd go into higher tax brackett and your accountant would find too many loop holes and and run with the cash left from not paying your taxes and then the IRS will come along and take everything you own and you'll be right back where you started if not worse.



I wish that I could go back to age 11 and know everything I know now.

you go back to the age of eleven and you look as old as you are now and still have to go to school


i wish i could speak chinese


learning at the minute but its so hard

You'll learn to speak Chinese and you'll end up invaded by Lithuania and won't be able to speak their language and they'll make an example of you in public and imprision you because you can't defend yourself and and by the time you learn the language it'll be too late, you're in prison and the Chinese have invaded now so you're right back where you started from.





I wish that I could read peoples minds at will and selectivly so I didn't have a bunch of mumbo jumbo screaming in my head all of the time.

all you'd ever read from peoples minds is how badly they think of you.

I wish I had a fridge full of beer

the beer is four years out of date?

i wish everyone but me was happy?

There's only a certain amount of happiness to go around, and your last on the list.


Wish I had the paperwork to prove, I am the legal Heir to Windsor Castle,instead of them Royals.

Ah, but think of the massive estate and property taxes that would await you!

I wish it would only rain between midnight and 4am each day.

Granted But it storms only over your head and makes your power go out. And that would be the only time of the day you would be awake.

I wish Pokemon was real (lol had to do this one)

Then I would personally hunt and kill every Pikachu (Pika....Pika....Bang!) (I hate that show with a passion)

I wish Cuban Cigars were legal in the US

You smoking a Cuban cigar would be as out of place as a Christian in Mecca.LOL.
To look the part you would have to wear one of the Cuban Caps.
http://www.thefedorastore.com/Caps-s/8.htm


I wish I had a house maid to do the house work and cooking, while I'm one out.

corruptor: and evrytime you went you you had two peole screaming in ecah of your ears and they could not be harmed or spoken too they just screamed untill you got home eventually causeing you to go menaly insane and stuck in your local hospale for stizofrania

my wish: the ablity to not die and heal 1000 times faster than humans and to be able to use cheat engine in real life

corrupt:yeah but just like in a game you would input the wrong code and your enemies would also have those powers. Oh and after 30 min the world would crash and God would have to hit the reset button and you'd lose all your progress.

wish: I wish that my cat and dog would get along


Off topic: BTW I like this hat better. http://www.thefedorastore.com/Oiled-Buffal...Hat-p/t1010.htm

Haha! As soon as your cat and dog got along, they would realize they could fend for themselves and kick you out of the house.

I wish more games were made for Linux.

If they did then Linux would become a propritary OS and Microsoft would be GNU software. (BTW I want it too)


I wish that all Linux's would use one repository file type (say .lur files ,Linux unified Repository, doesnt exist yet so dont look it up)

within 3 days of this happening you will be bored out of your mind and begin to mutate until you are no longer recognizable,even to yourself,it will also infect everything you touch physically and mentally........i wish i knew what blackspyder was talkin about

As soon as you figure it out, your mind refuses to process such an unfamiliar thought stream. Your personality collapses and you spend the rest of your life obsessively playing old Neo-Geo games.

I wish i had total control over all aspects of reality.

If you did... well lets just say you'd mess reality up so bad that Mother Earth would kill herself. I wish you could find NegGeo Pocket games for a reasonable price.

(How did you know that I religiously play my NeoGeo???)

You would find them, and they would be all the 1/10 games, and after turning on your neo-geo it will explode causing your brain to explode.

I wish i had some Apple Pie.

You will get your apple pie, but it will be crabapple pie.

I wish I remembered all my passwords.

You remember all of your passwords, but have no idea what the usernames are that they go with.

I wish my son would stop diving headfirst into things.

Your son will stop diving headfirst into things by not doing things.

I wish the rose hips ripening in the garden will make delightful tea.

The tea is wonderfully flavorful, but...

Due to accidental chemical contamination, you grow a third eye and can no longer tolerate tea.

*edit*

I wish the video game industry would concentrate more on depth of content.

Wish Granted, but when you get the new video games they make you go insane over lack of content causing you to live in a mental hospital for the rest of your life.

I wish i had not created this topic (LOL)

But you did!

I wish that somebody corrupts my wish!

Your wish cannot be corrupted, if it was corrupted then it would not be corrupt. (A wish is a wish, unless its not a wish. lol)

I wish my foot would quit falling asleep.

Ok ill grant that wish. There your foot is now awake...but the other foot has now fallen asleep....and you hand....and your ear?...

I wish I could control time.

If you controlled time you'd end up either going backward or forward and messing everything up by being an extra presence where you don't belong and you'd probably end up chosing to go back in time and accidentally kill your father in a fight in which case you'd no longer exist, but if you no longer existed how could you have gone back and killed your father......(mind boggling isn't it)



I wish I could come up with better answers to the wishes here..

you finally come up with the PERFECT response... But your PC dies just seconds before you can post it.

I wish the Rams would make post-season.

They do... but you find out that everyone did so using illegal methods, and are so depressed you go into a coma for the rest of your life, and wake up an hour before your fated death.

I wish I would get into Harvard.

You do get into Harvard, but your terms of service have you enlisted as janitorial services.


I wish it wasn't Winter:(

It's the Apocalypse! You're hit in the face with a flaming... flame.

I wish I would ascend a game of NetHack in a finite and bearable (i.e. tolerable) time.

Wish granted, you finish the game in lightning fast time BUT as you were busy playing the game you ignored the AV warnings and were hacked ;)

I wish i had a Guinness tap in my kitchen ...hehe

You get so drunk that you die of drinking. After your death you continue to drink and die at wherever dead people go. After you die there, your soul turns to beer and someone drinks you.

I wish these wishes made more sense ;)

These wished make more sense, but seconds after they do, you get eaten by a....... Blackspyder.

I wish I had More Wishes.

You get more wishes and less time.

I wish the answers made more sense!

If your answers made sense a big Tyrannosaurus Rex would eat you.

I wish T-Rex's we're still existant.

And they would eat me? Hey, buddy, turn around.

I wish the world was made of chocolate which would not melt.

Everyone would have diareah and the world would smell horrible.

I wish I didnt come home from my job at mcDonald's smelling like raw meat.
(Then the Tyrannosaurus's would probably eat me )

You smell like cooked meat and attract a hungry minotaur.

I wish I was a piano virtuoso

But then you would be travelling 24/7 for your worldwide concert tour and wouldn't have enough time to play games on the BC forum!

I wish I looked like a supermodel (without actually having to be one!).

Your beautiful but, You end up recording albums and becoming another Brittany Spears Case.


I wish I had the new Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core game for the PSP
(if you corrupt this, the code monkeys will eat your soul!)

You will get your game, but every time you try to play, the code monkeys' wrath will (somehow) cause the screen to fog up horribly!

I'd like my shoulders to stop hurting.

Your shoulders stop hurting and you have very bad back pain.

I wish i could find the perfect cup of coffee

If you found the perfect cup of coffee at a coffee house then people would inevitably hear about it, the coffee house would get more and more business and they would have to produce more coffee quicker, reducing the quality. You would be left with bad coffee and a memory of something better that you can never get back.

I wish I could make as many wishes I want without them being corrupted.

Well that name of the game is corrupt a wish

I wish I could corrupt people's wishes in real life

You wouldnt be able to because wishes rarely come true.

I wish i had the ability to read minds.

You'd be scared for life if you read peoples minds because lots of people think of vile, disgusting things

I wish I had a good set of speakers