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  Jul 26 2005, 03:10 AM
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 Forum Regular  Group: Members Posts: 177 Joined: 26-July 05 From: Nottingham The Worlds Best City... England U.K. Member No.: 28,783  |
A Quick Hello... It’s the full Monty or Now’t at all… I am D.I.V.O.R.C.E.D… My solicitor told me at the time I’d a got less for manslaughter, but the drawback is the scenery is not that good. He was a bit L8; I’d done 14yr already and the cooking was probably better too. I can remember mi wedding, she was all dressed in white, Ha’… She had just finished her shift at the flower mill. She came hurtling  down the isle like an exerset missile, I could see her coming; but they was little I could do too stop her.Its alright for the vicar  £300 a week.He said “Do you take this women for your law-full wedded wife” I said “I DO” He L (o)(o) KED at her and said… “I’ll ask you again” The rotten sod. Mi honeymoon well… Were are walking along the promenade in Skegness (That’s on the Lincolnshire coast UK) And she said “What do you think of mi flip flop’s”? I replied, “Put your bra back on you’ll get us both locked up” She just loved the way all the tables and chairs were outside… Were I come from we call that eviction… Yes I’m the infamous, the one and only  “me”I walk 8’ 14” tall and I’m as old as mi tongue and just a tad bit older than mi teeth; well what  few I’ve got left anyway…Truthfully, now there’s as word lol… I’ve a heart of gold, but unfortunately, I’m fat, short, bolding mouse brown with hint’s of grey hair  and ugly, I’ve not got a lot going for me really, have I… but apart from that my vital  statistics are like this…44A” 36” 36” 5’~9¼” 14½ Stone of share gristle… Having had two score and nine years (young) practice at getting my psychic to this panicle point. lol I work as an electrician currently on long term sick due to an industrial accident while working out on site. Hay but I’m on the mend; well stable that’s until I’ve had a pint or six’ish… Easy Tiger’s; I’za only drink in moderation i.e. not too the extreme, I dunna won’t to spill any of it now; do I. I love mi PC when it behaves itself, and “I hate football”… Catch you all L8ER From Nottingham UK The Worlds best City 
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Jul 26 2005, 08:17 AM
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 SPAM Magnet Group: Site Admin Posts: 15,789 Joined: 6-May 04 From: SW Louisiana Member No.: 363 |
Welcome to Bleeping Computer, El_Tel.
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Jul 26 2005, 02:43 PM
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 I can see what you post! Group: Members Posts: 6,469 Joined: 14-February 05 Member No.: 12,053 |
 to BC! El_Tel.Good Luck, yanowhiz -------------------- |
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 Jul 26 2005, 04:37 PM
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Forum Regular Group: Members Posts: 177 Joined: 26-July 05 From: Nottingham The Worlds Best City... England U.K. Member No.: 28,783 |
QUOTE(tg1911) Welcome to Bleeping Computer, El_Tel. Thank's for the welcome... I've replied to your PM
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Jul 26 2005, 06:15 PM
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 'r Brudiwr Group: HJT Team Posts: 2,604 Joined: 10-April 05 From: South Wales, UK Member No.: 16,608 |
 EL_Tel Nice to see a fellow brit who doesn't like football  Good to see you here --------------------   |
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Jul 26 2005, 06:23 PM
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 Forum Regular Group: Members Posts: 171 Joined: 29-April 04 From: London UK Member No.: 256 |
QUOTE From Nottingham UK The Worlds best City Ay oop duck! I may be a Londoner by adoption, but Nottingham's where I started! Luci2a
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Jul 27 2005, 11:44 AM
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 Bleepin' GloMod Group: Global Moderator Posts: 6,794 Joined: 11-April 04 From: Whence I came Member No.: 108 |
to Bleeping Computer El_Tel. Thank you for posting that most interesting and funny hello to us. I hope to see you again here. 
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Jul 31 2005, 03:52 AM
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Forum Regular Group: Members Posts: 177 Joined: 26-July 05 From: Nottingham The Worlds Best City... England U.K. Member No.: 28,783 |
 QUOTE(Starbuck @ Jul 27 2005, 12:15 AM) EL_Tel Nice to see a fellow brit who doesn't like football Good to see you here
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