Google translate game, how well does it work? :) Options

[Galadriel]

... and in the spirit of the previous post by Pandy.... I give you the following (and no I won't copy all the translations):

"Now these points of data make a wonderful line
and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
so I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive"

End result:

Now these data centers do wonderful line
We have a shortage of people with a beta version in the past
I burned, I am happy
We are still alive, people, we all know that

[scff249]

This looks familiar. Is that from the song "Still Alive"?

[Lloyd T]

English>Japanese>Russian>English

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

すべての作業が何の少年ジャックは鈍いです。

Что мальчик Джек вся работа идет медленно.

As a boy, Jack, all the work is slow.

[ThatGirl]

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

English > Germin > Japanese > English

Sometimes the humor is, to create a work of the whole government is a trick for you.

[jntkwx]

The only stupid question is the one that goes unasked.


Stupid question, but just watch.

[.seRGe]

To kill a cat with a stick -> Please kill the cat with a stick.

English->Japanese->Russian->English.

Rofl.

[GemmaRose]

(How are your typing skills?)

"Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country"

Translation from English --> to Japanese --> to Russian --> and back to English became:

"It is time to get help for people of all the current good."

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That wasn't too bad, so I thought up a simple, yet rather strange set of assembly instructions:

"Easy assembly: Insert ROD C into CUP B while stabilizing MAIN STEM A, then screw RIVET D into HOLE E and, voila!"

Translating again from English --> to Japanese --> to Russian --> and back to English, gave this bizarre translation:

"Easy assembly and stabilization of the main trunk: B cup to mail room, NEJIRIBETTOERODDO insert W done!"




(This is fun!)

[o_rly]

... and in the spirit of the previous post by Pandy.... I give you the following (and no I won't copy all the translations):

"Now these points of data make a wonderful line
and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
so I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive"

End result:

Now these data centers do wonderful line
We have a shortage of people with a beta version in the past
I burned, I am happy
We are still alive, people, we all know that

YES!!

[Laffnmule's Lode]

Original English >>> Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they get soggy and hard to light.

Babel Fish Greek >>> Μην αναμιχθείτε στις υποθέσεις των μάγων, γιατί παίρνουν soggy και σκληρό να αναφθούν.

Babel Fish French >>> Ne vous mêliez pas aux affaires [magon], parce qu'ils prennent soggy et dur qu'ils soient allumés.

Babel Fish Dutch >>>Mengde u niet aan de zaken [magon], parce qu' zij nemen soggy en harde qu' zij worden aangestoken.

Babel Fish back to English >>> You did not mix to the matter [magon], parce qu' they take soggy and hard qu' they are switched on.

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Original English >> Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

>> German >> Einmischen Sie nicht sich in den Angelegenheiten der Zauberer, denn sie sind subtil und schnell zu verärgern.

>> French >> Ne vous interférez pas dans les affaires des magiciens, car ils doivent être contrariés subtilement et rapidement.

>> Greek >> Δεν παρεμβαίνετε μέσα στις επιχειρήσεις των μάγων, επειδή πρέπει να αντιταχθούν λεπτά και γρήγορα.

>> back to English >> You do not intervene in the enterprises [magon], because it should they are opposed thinly and fast.

[Laffnmule's Lode]

A goat wearing a coat, started to bloat, from the groat of an oat stuck in his throat, while afloat in a boat with a shoat and a stoat, on a moat.

Japanese --> ヤギは、コートを着て、膨張するには、自分ののどにつかえるエンバクのグロートから、海上の子豚とstoatとのボートでは、堀に始まりました。


Russian --> Коза, пальто, для расширения, в овсяной крупы подать на него в горле, свинья и горностай в море, и лодка начала ров.


Goat, coat, for the expansion of oat groats to submit to him in the throat, the pig and the ermine of the sea, and the beginning boat moat.

[x43]

Original: Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working once you open windows.

Translated to Estonian>German>French>English:

Computers are like air conditioning, they are no longer as soon as you open windows.

[Laffnmule's Lode]

Original --> I do not know whether my wether can stand this weather.

{For those who do not know, a wether is a castrated goat or sheep.}

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Japanese --> 私は私の天気この天気立つことができるかどうかは分からない。

Russian --> Могу ли я эту позицию погоды я не знаю, погода.

English --> Can I stand this weather I do not know the weather.

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Same original, but reversing the order to Russian to Japanese:

Russian --> Я не знаю, моя ли погода может стоять эта погода.

Japanese --> 私は私の天気この天気立つことができるかどうかは分からない。

English --> Whether I can stand this weather I do not know weather.

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Same original run through some different languages:

Norwegian --> Jeg vet ikke om min vær kan stå dette været.

Greek --> Δεν ξέρω αν μου καιρός μπορεί να σταθεί αυτό τον καιρό.

English --> I do not know if my time can stand this weather.

And continuing on from the Greek:

Filipino --> Hindi ko alam kung ang aking oras ay maaaring tumayo na ito ng panahon.

Hungarian --> Tudom idő állhat ez idő.

English --> I know this may be the time period.

[Laffnmule's Lode]

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they get soggy and hard to light.

English >> Japanese >> Russian >> English

Avoid interference problems in the master of light and water is difficult.

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Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

English >> Japanese >> Russian >> English

Do not interfere in the issue of the wizard, they are subtle and quick anger.

[princess_sophia]

Original sentence: Seven silly snakes sold several sticky starfruits.


translated: 7 snakes silly, some are ashamed starfruits sale

[Obfuscated]

I hope Google doesn't poop up this translation.

to Filipino -> Umaasa ako ang Google ay hindi tumae up ng pagsasalin na ito.

to Ukranian -> Я сподіваюся, що Google не виділяють цей переклад.

to English - > I hope that Google is not the translation.

~~~~~lol i had hoped it wasn't either.